So yesterday I was yet again contemplating how life is a never ending box of change.  Today I should be mopping the floor but instead I am writing random thoughts.  I hate mopping.  Right up there with cleaning the shower and the toilet.  Those are three tasks that should never have been invented by God.  I mean couldn’t he of just given us self cleaning bathrooms and floors?!  Does that make me greedy?

I’m so proud that next week is my 1 year Blogaversary and I have a very special surprise! My new website design!  I am so excited for it and think my husband is the bomb for what an awesome job he has done.

Wrath – I gained 4 pounds last week.  What is wrong with me?  Ya ya ya I know…some of it is probably water weight.  I don’t care, 4 pounds in a week is ridiculous.  I even had to get down my FAT JEANS on Saturday.  It was that time of the month and I just needed something comfortable to wear, and they are still falling off of me but still that is never a proud moment.

To combat the effects of my recent laziness and gluttony I started Jillian Michaels 30 day shred video yesterday thinking it was gonna be cheesy and um ya it wasn’t.  It’s only 20 minutes and I stuck to level 1 but I still wanted to throw up afterwards.  Almost every muscle was hurting this morning.  I did it for a second time today and wanted to throw up a little bit less then yesterday.  Hopefully tomorrow there is no throw up factor.  And I am sooo envious of the abs on those chicks in her video.

I’m also doing the diet plan on her website jillianmichaels.com/shred.  It’s free for 30 days, she gives you your meal plan for the entire week and it comes with a shopping list and all the recipes.  It’s my second day and so far I’m super psyched about it, don’t feel hungry at all, have more energy and no cravings…so far.  The meals are AWESOME.  The recipes are not for those that are afraid of the kitchen but they are super delicious and healthy, full of fresh produce.  Even my husband liked the dinner I made last night.

As for extravagance/lust(how are those two the same thing anyway?).  I don’t know, I guess I’m one short.  So really this post should be called the 6 deadly sins.  Ya whatever.

How do crumbs find there way into my silverware drawer and cupboards when there is no food near them?

I watched MILK finally last week.  DH and I were silent throughout the whole movie which is rare.  I came up with a new slogan “Guns don’t kill people, HATE kills people.”  Wouldn’t that be great for an anti-hate website?

We have ALIENS in our house.  At least I think that’s what the baby monitor is trying to tell me.  Remember in the movie “Signs” they could hear the aliens through the monitor?

Kabobs are the worlds most perfect meal.  I am obsessed with making them.  Last night I put chicken breast, mushrooms, onions, red pepper, and pineapple on skewers.  I smothered them with a mixture of olive oil, lemon juice, paprika, salt, garlic powder, and white pepper.  I found the recipe for the mixture this past weekend when I was making lobster tails and it was so delicious I decided I could probably put it on anything I grill.  I was right, it was fabulous on the kabobs.  It is just one of the easiest and tastiest meals ever.  I make some rice to go with them and viola a perfectly balanced meal.  Chris likes them because they are easy to clean up after.

Is it rude to respond to a voicemail with a text message?  Sometimes I am tempted to but then I just end up calling because I’m not sure if the person would get offended.  What do you think?